The First Act

I have accomplished my first crime since obtaining my new identity. I made an illegal u turn while driving today and then parked in a no parking zone (well I didn't leave the car so I'm not sure that counts). These are very simple beginnings, I'm aware but I must start somewhere and our mascot was in the car and I am morally against endangering small children. BUT I was singing the whole while and laughing maniacly at the annoyed on lookers! My first deed is complete and I must now rest because tomorrow is Sunday. You know. The day of worship. It's this new thing i'm doing. I kinda like it.